Season 5 · Tập 13

Kids, when you're in your 30s and live in New York,

/kɪdz/ /wɛn/ /jʊr/ /ænd/ /lɪv/ /njuː/ /jɔːrk/

there's a few places you just never want to be.

/fjuː/ /juː/ /dʒʌst/ /ˈnɛv.ər/ /wɒnt/ /biː/

Times Square on New Year's Eve. Rockefeller Center around Christmastime.

/taɪmz/ /ɒn/ /njuː/ /əˈraʊnd/

- Yeah. - But most of all...

/bʌt/ /moʊst/ /ɔːl/

A college bar? Man, we're probably gonna run into my students.

/ˈkɒlɪdʒ/ /bɑːr/ /mæn/ /ˈprɒbəbli/ /rʌn/ /maɪ/ /ˈstjuːdənts/

They're gonna corner me and want a free lecture.

/ˈkɔːrnər/ /miː/ /ænd/ /wɒnt/ /friː/ /ˈlɛktʃər/

I don't even have my slide projector.

/ˈiːvən/ /hæv/ /maɪ/

Ted, I've been skee ball champ here since law school.

/bɔːl/ /hɪr/ /sɪns/ /lɔː/ /skuːl/

I have to pop in at least once a month to maintain my record.

/hæv/ /pɒp/ /liːst/ /wʌns/ /mʌnθ/ /meɪnˈteɪn/ /maɪ/ /rɪˈkɔːrd/

Whoa, looks like you've been gone awhile.

/laɪk/ /ɡɔːn/

Some guy named Big Fudge has been cleaning up.

/sʌm/ /ɡaɪ/ /neɪmd/ /bɪɡ/ /hæz/ /ʌp/

Yeah, he has.

/hiː/ /hæz/

- And you're Big Fudge. - The biggest.

/ænd/ /bɪɡ/

So, by the way, I have to tell you something.

/weɪ/ /hæv/ /tɛl/ /juː/ /ˈsʌm.θɪŋ/

- Yep. - I invited Jenkins.

Jenkins? No way.

/noʊ/ /weɪ/

We'd all started hearing about Jenkins a few weeks earlier.

/ɔːl/ /əˈbaʊt/ /fjuː/ /ˈɜːrliər/

You guys will not believe what Jenkins did this time.

/juː/ /ɡaɪz/ /wɪl/ /bɪˈliːv/ /wɒt/ /dɪd/ /taɪm/

Who's Jenkins?

He's this hilarious new lawyer at Marshall's office.

/hɪˈlɛriəs/ /njuː/ /ˈlɔːjər/ /ˈɒfɪs/

Hilarious!

/hɪˈlɛriəs/

Okay, so, there's this jar of maraschino cherries in the fridge at work,

/frɪdʒ/ /wɜːrk/

so Jenkins says, "200 bucks, I'll eat the whole jar."

/iːt/ /hoʊl/

So we give Jenkins 200 bucks,

/wiː/ /ɡɪv/

and Jenkins ate the whole jar!

/ænd/ /eɪt/ /hoʊl/

Jenkins.

And after that, the stories kept coming.

/ænd/ /ˈæf.tər/ /ðæt/ /ˈstɔːriz/

So the CFO comes in to sign some acquisition papers.

/saɪn/ /sʌm/

So Jenkins goes, "Excuse me, Mr. Wilcox. I think we forgot one of the documents."

/ɡoʊz/ /ɪkˈskjuːz/ /miː/ /θɪŋk/ /wiː/ /fərˈɡɒt/

Jenkins! Jenkins!

So we all go out for beers after work.

/wiː/ /ɔːl/ /ɡoʊ/ /aʊt/ /fɔːr/ /bɪərz/ /ˈæf.tər/ /wɜːrk/

Jenkins gets up on the table

/ɡɛts/ /ʌp/ /ɒn/ /ˈteɪ.bəl/

and starts gyrating like some sort of deranged stripper.

/ænd/ /laɪk/ /sʌm/ /sɔːrt/

Next thing you know, off comes the shirt. It was so gross.

/nɛkst/ /θɪŋ/ /juː/ /noʊ/ /ɒf/ /ʃɜːrt/ /ɪt/ /wɒz/

- Jenkins. - Jenkins. - Jenkins. - Jenkins.

Right?

/raɪt/

Well, it'll be great to finally meet the famous Jenkins

/wɛl/ /biː/ /ɡreɪt/ /ˈfaɪnəli/ /miːt/ /ˈfeɪməs/

- after all those stories. - Yeah.

/ˈæf.tər/ /ɔːl/ /ðoʊz/ /ˈstɔːriz/

And there's about to be one more story. I'm gonna bang Jenkins.

/ænd/ /əˈbaʊt/ /biː/ /mɔːr/ /ˈstɔːri/

- What? - You heard me.

/wɒt/ /juː/ /hɜːrd/ /miː/

You want to have sex with Jenkins?

/juː/ /wɒnt/ /hæv/ /sɛks/ /wɪð/

With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins. You name it.

/wɪð/ /ɒn/ /nɪər/ /juː/ /neɪm/ /ɪt/

I want to wear Jenkins like a sock.

/wɒnt/ /wɛr/ /laɪk/

You... But you're... Haven't you all... I'm... Really?

/juː/ /bʌt/ /juː/ /ɔːl/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/

- Hey, guys. - Ted, this is Jenkins.

/ɡaɪz/ /ɪz/

Oh! Oh!

Look, this is gonna sound crazy, but I thought Jenkins was a guy.

/lʊk/ /ɪz/ /saʊnd/ /ˈkreɪzi/ /bʌt/ /θɔːt/ /wɒz/ /ɡaɪ/

What? That's crazy. What gave you that idea?

/wɒt/ /ˈkreɪzi/ /wɒt/ /ɡeɪv/ /juː/ /ðæt/ /aɪˈdɪ.ə/

I don't know, maybe the whole Jenkins- peed-out-the-window-of-a-cab story.

/noʊ/ /ˈmeɪbi/ /hoʊl/ /ˈstɔːri/

- Yeah. Much more impressive now, isn't it? - Yeah!

/mʌtʃ/ /mɔːr/ /naʊ/ /ɪt/

Okay, I'll come clean! It all started a few weeks ago.

/kʌm/ /kliːn/ /ɪt/ /ɔːl/ /fjuː/ /əˈɡoʊ/

By the way, four eyes, new lawyer. This is Jenkins.

/weɪ/ /aɪz/ /njuː/ /ˈlɔːjər/ /ɪz/

- Watch out for this guy. He steals stuff. - I don't steal stuff.

/wɒtʃ/ /aʊt/ /fɔːr/ /ɡaɪ/ /hiː/ /stʌf/ /stiːl/ /stʌf/

And I don't wear glasses.

/ænd/ /wɛr/

- I'm Marshall. - Hi, Marshall.

So, are you really a Vikings fan, or was he lying about that, too?

/juː/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /fæn/ /wɒz/ /hiː/ /ˈlaɪɪŋ/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ðæt/

Why? Is this a trap? Are you a Packers fan?

/waɪ/ /ɪz/ /juː/ /fæn/

My wife knows I'm here. She doesn't have money,

/maɪ/ /waɪf/ /hɪr/ /ʃiː/ /hæv/ /ˈmʌn.i/

but what she does have is a very special set of skills.

/bʌt/ /wɒt/ /ʃiː/ /dʌz/ /hæv/ /ɪz/ /ˈvɛr.i/ /ˈspɛʃəl/ /sɛt/

I'm a Vikings fan, too. I bleed purple and gold.

/fæn/ /ænd/

I'm from Pelican Rapids!

- Pelican Rapids? No way! - Yeah.

/noʊ/ /weɪ/

My grandpa lives in Pelican Rapids.

/maɪ/

Well, I mean, he's dead now, but he haunts a barn off Route 108.

/wɛl/ /miːn/ /dɛd/ /naʊ/ /bʌt/ /hiː/ /ɒf/ /ruːt/

Whoa! Hold it. Hold it.

/hoʊld/ /ɪt/ /hoʊld/ /ɪt/

Dude, if you tell me you have a thing for a woman that is not your wife,

/ɪf/ /juː/ /tɛl/ /miː/ /juː/ /hæv/ /θɪŋ/ /fɔːr/ /ˈwʊm.ən/ /ðæt/ /ɪz/ /jʊr/ /waɪf/

I will drag you outside and kick your ass.

/wɪl/ /juː/ /ˌaʊtˈsaɪd/ /ænd/ /kɪk/ /jʊr/

Okay, first of all, come on, buddy. You can't handle the Fudge.

/fɜːrst/ /ɔːl/ /kʌm/ /ɒn/ /ˈbʌdi/ /juː/ /ˈhændl/

Second of all, no, I think of her like a big brother,

/ˈsɛk.ənd/ /ɔːl/ /noʊ/ /θɪŋk/ /hɜːr/ /laɪk/ /bɪɡ/ /ˈbrʌð.ər/

who, I guess, has boobs.

/huː/ /ɡɛs/ /hæz/

But so does my oldest brother, Marvin Jr. Anyway,

/bʌt/ /dʌz/ /maɪ/ /ˈbrʌð.ər/ /ˈɛniweɪ/

that night, I told Lily about...

/ðæt/ /naɪt/ /toʊld/ /əˈbaʊt/

- Jenkins. - I can't wait to meet him.

/weɪt/ /miːt/ /hɪm/

I should have corrected her. It would have been so easy.

/ʃʊd/ /hæv/ /hɜːr/ /ɪt/ /wʊd/ /hæv/ /ˈiː.zi/

But I didn't. So, after that, whenever I talked about Jenkins,

/bʌt/ /ˈæf.tər/ /ðæt/ /əˈbaʊt/

I always avoided pronouns.

/ˈɔːl.weɪz/

So the head of marketing comes in to choose people for the mid-west audit.

/hɛd/ /ˈmɑːrkɪtɪŋ/ /tʃuːz/ /ˈpiː.pəl/ /fɔːr/

So he goes, him, him, her, him, him,

/hiː/ /ɡoʊz/ /hɪm/ /hɪm/ /hɜːr/ /hɪm/ /hɪm/

Jenkins, him, her...

/hɪm/ /hɜːr/

I don't understand why you wouldn't just tell Lily.

/ˌʌn.dərˈstænd/ /waɪ/ /juː/ /dʒʌst/ /tɛl/

Do you really think she'd be all that jealous?

/duː/ /juː/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /θɪŋk/ /biː/ /ɔːl/ /ðæt/ /ˈdʒɛləs/

Ted, think about those stories I told you.

/θɪŋk/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ðoʊz/ /ˈstɔːriz/ /toʊld/ /juː/

- Yeah, I could see how that'd be a problem. - Exactly. That's why Lily can't find out.

/kʊd/ /siː/ /haʊ/ /biː/ /ˈprɒbləm/ /ɪɡˈzæktli/ /waɪ/ /faɪnd/ /aʊt/

- Lily can't find out what? - That Marshall's gonna buy her a horse.

/faɪnd/ /aʊt/ /wɒt/ /ðæt/ /baɪ/ /hɜːr/ /hɔːrs/

You are? That is so awesome! I love those things!

/juː/ /ðæt/ /ɪz/ /ˈɔːsəm/ /lʌv/ /ðoʊz/ /θɪŋz/

Guys, why is that kid over there staring at me?

/ɡaɪz/ /waɪ/ /ɪz/ /ðæt/ /kɪd/ /ˈoʊ.vər/ /ðɛr/ /miː/

I think I know what this is. I think it has finally happened.

/θɪŋk/ /noʊ/ /wɒt/ /ɪz/ /θɪŋk/ /ɪt/ /hæz/ /ˈfaɪnəli/ /ˈhæpənd/

- I'm getting recognized from my show. - Robin, that is so cute.

/ˈɡɛtɪŋ/ /maɪ/ /ʃoʊ/ /ðæt/ /ɪz/ /kjuːt/

But that's Scotty. He's one of my students, and he's looking at me.

/bʌt/ /maɪ/ /ˈstjuːdənts/ /ænd/ /miː/

How weird is it that I'm more famous than you?

/haʊ/ /ɪz/ /ɪt/ /ðæt/ /mɔːr/ /ˈfeɪməs/ /ðæn/ /juː/

Not at all, 'cause you're not. I'm on TV.

/ɔːl/ /kɔːz/ /ɒn/

Yeah, and I have 30 students in my class. That's what, 30 times your viewership?

/ænd/ /hæv/ /ˈstjuːdənts/ /maɪ/ /klæs/ /wɒt/ /taɪmz/ /jʊr/

Now let's give Scotty a little thrill. Buying a drink for the old prof.

/naʊ/ /ɡɪv/ /ˈlɪt.əl/ /drɪŋk/ /fɔːr/ /oʊld/

All right, Scotter, one question about neo-classical architecture

/ɔːl/ /raɪt/ /ˈkwɛs.tʃən/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ˈɑːrkɪtɛktʃər/

- and that is it. - You're Robin Scherbatsky, right?

/ænd/ /ðæt/ /ɪz/ /ɪt/ /raɪt/

- What? - Yes, I am.

/wɒt/

Wow! Look, I didn't mean to stare. It's just... I watch your show all the time.

/lʊk/ /miːn/ /dʒʌst/ /wɒtʃ/ /jʊr/ /ʃoʊ/ /ɔːl/ /taɪm/

- Really? - Really?

/ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/

Totally!

/ˈtoʊtəli/

- What are you doing out with Ted? - It's Professor Mosby.

/wɒt/ /juː/ /aʊt/ /wɪð/ /prəˈfɛsər/

We're friends.

/frɛndz/

Holy crap! Robin Scherbatsky's friends with my econ professor!

/frɛndz/ /wɪð/ /maɪ/ /prəˈfɛsər/

It's architecture!

/ˈɑːrkɪtɛktʃər/

All right, you know what, Scotty, you're crowding us. Hit the bricks.

/ɔːl/ /raɪt/ /juː/ /noʊ/ /wɒt/ /ʌs/

- Wait a minute. You're Big Fudge! - Go!

/weɪt/ /ˈmɪn.ɪt/ /bɪɡ/ /ɡoʊ/

- Hello? - Hey, baby, I'm on my way up.

/ˈbeɪbi/ /ɒn/ /maɪ/ /weɪ/ /ʌp/

What? Why?

/wɒt/ /waɪ/

There was a measles outbreak at school and they called a half-day.

/ðɛr/ /wɒz/ /skuːl/ /ænd/ /ðeɪ/

Thought I'd come by here, have lunch, maybe give you the measles?

/θɔːt/ /kʌm/ /hɪr/ /hæv/ /lʌntʃ/ /ˈmeɪbi/ /ɡɪv/ /juː/

Okay. Okay.

Um. I have a problem. That was my wife.

/hæv/ /ˈprɒbləm/ /ðæt/ /wɒz/ /maɪ/ /waɪf/

When I first mentioned you, she mistakenly thought you were a guy,

/wɛn/ /fɜːrst/ /juː/ /ʃiː/ /θɔːt/ /juː/ /wɜːr/ /ɡaɪ/

- and so... - So now you're worried

/ænd/ /naʊ/ /ˈwʌrid/

that once she finds out I'm a woman, she's gonna totally flip out.

/ðæt/ /wʌns/ /ʃiː/ /aʊt/ /ˈwʊm.ən/ /ˈtoʊtəli/ /aʊt/

- Yes, exactly. - Oh, jeez. Oh, gosh.

/ɪɡˈzæktli/ /ɡɒʃ/

Okay, okay. I was in an improv group in Pelican Rapids.

/wɒz/ /ɡruːp/

- Follow my lead. - Okay.

/ˈfɒl.oʊ/ /maɪ/ /liːd/

- Lily! - Hey, baby...

/ˈbeɪbi/

Hi, I'm Lily, Marshall's wife.

/waɪf/

Hi, Lily. I'm from the French Embassy.

I'm here because of a small but significant cheese incident that occurred.

/hɪr/ /bɪˈkɔːz/ /smɔːl/ /bʌt/ /sɪɡˈnɪfɪkənt/ /tʃiːz/ /ðæt/

She's Jenkins!

You're Jenkins?

Yeah, well, that Camembert crisis isn't gonna resolve itself,

/wɛl/ /ðæt/

so I'll catch you guys on the flip-flop.

/juː/ /ɡaɪz/ /ɒn/

Marshall cringed. This was the moment he had feared.

/wɒz/ /ˈmoʊmənt/ /hiː/ /hæd/

The famous Jenkins! How about that?

/ˈfeɪməs/ /haʊ/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ðæt/

Funny, I was picturing a guy. Anyhoo, lunch?

/ˈfʌn.i/ /wɒz/ /ɡaɪ/ /lʌntʃ/

Wait. So you're not jealous at all?

/weɪt/ /ˈdʒɛləs/ /ɔːl/

Sweetie, I never have to worry about you with another woman.

/ˈswiːti/ /ˈnɛv.ər/ /hæv/ /ˈwʌri/ /əˈbaʊt/ /juː/ /wɪð/ /əˈnʌðər/ /ˈwʊm.ən/

Right, well, 'cause we're so hopelessly in love, right?

/raɪt/ /wɛl/ /kɔːz/ /lʌv/ /raɪt/

Yeah, sure. Anyhoo, lunch?

/ʃʊr/ /lʌntʃ/

- She wasn't jealous at all! - Of course she wasn't jealous.

/ʃiː/ /ˈdʒɛləs/ /ɔːl/ /kɔːrs/ /ʃiː/ /ˈdʒɛləs/

That's the whole dynamic of your relationship.

/hoʊl/ /daɪˈnæm.ɪk/ /jʊr/ /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/

- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, it's like this, my man.

/ðæt/ /səˈpoʊzd/ /miːn/ /wɛl/ /laɪk/ /maɪ/ /mæn/

Every good relationship has a reacher and a settler.

/ˈɛv.ri/ /ɡʊd/ /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ /hæz/ /ænd/

Exactly. One person reaches for someone out of their league,

/ɪɡˈzæktli/ /ˈpɜːrsən/ /fɔːr/ /ˈsʌmwʌn/ /aʊt/ /ðɛr/ /liːɡ/

the other one settles for someone below theirs.

/ˈʌð.ər/ /fɔːr/ /ˈsʌmwʌn/

I did not settle for Lily. Okay, yes, she's a little short,

/dɪd/ /ˈsɛtl/ /fɔːr/ /ˈlɪt.əl/ /ʃɔːrt/

and true, my mom says she doesn't have the hips to birth an Eriksen child, but it...

/ænd/ /truː/ /maɪ/ /mɒm/ /ʃiː/ /hæv/ /tʃaɪld/ /bʌt/ /ɪt/

Oh, my God, you guys think I'm the reacher.

/maɪ/ /juː/ /ɡaɪz/ /θɪŋk/

That's why Lily's not jealous.

/waɪ/ /ˈdʒɛləs/

The settler is never jealous of the reacher because where's the reacher gonna go?

/ɪz/ /ˈnɛv.ər/ /ˈdʒɛləs/ /bɪˈkɔːz/ /ɡoʊ/

The settler, Lily, is the best thing that the reacher, Marshall, is ever gonna get.

/ɪz/ /bɛst/ /θɪŋ/ /ðæt/ /ɪz/ /ˈɛv.ər/ /ɡɛt/

No! Okay, yes, I'm lucky to have Lily, but Lily is just as lucky to have me!

/noʊ/ /ˈlʌki/ /hæv/ /bʌt/ /ɪz/ /dʒʌst/ /ˈlʌki/ /hæv/ /miː/

Okay? Neither one of us is the reacher.

/ʌs/ /ɪz/

Dude, you are so the reacher. You're getting her a horse.

/juː/ /ˈɡɛtɪŋ/ /hɜːr/ /hɔːrs/

- What? - Shh. Take the hit. Take the hit.

/wɒt/ /teɪk/ /teɪk/

Thus ending modern architecture's very brief experiment

/ˈmɒdərn/ /ˈvɛr.i/ /ɪkˈspɛrɪmənt/

with the V-frame house.

/wɪð/ /haʊs/

Um. Excuse me for a second. What are you doing here?

/ɪkˈskjuːz/ /miː/ /fɔːr/ /ˈsɛk.ənd/ /wɒt/ /juː/ /hɪr/

I noticed you forgot something this morning, so I thought I'd bring it by.

/juː/ /fərˈɡɒt/ /ˈsʌm.θɪŋ/ /ˈmɔːr.nɪŋ/ /θɔːt/ /brɪŋ/ /ɪt/

- Your pen. - This is your pen.

/jʊr/ /ɪz/ /jʊr/

And you chewed on the end of this recently.

/ænd/ /juː/ /ɒn/ /ɛnd/ /ˈriːsəntli/

Not a problem, Ted.

/ˈprɒbləm/

- Your class was on my way to work... - No, it's not.

/jʊr/ /klæs/ /wɒz/ /ɒn/ /maɪ/ /weɪ/ /wɜːrk/ /noʊ/

...at Come On, Get Up, New York,

/kʌm/ /ɒn/ /ɡɛt/ /ʌp/ /njuː/ /jɔːrk/

- where I'm an anchor, so... - I watch your show all the time.

/wɛr/ /wɒtʃ/ /jʊr/ /ʃoʊ/ /ɔːl/ /taɪm/

What? You watch the show?

/wɒt/ /juː/ /wɒtʃ/ /ʃoʊ/

Oh! Well, paint me flattered! Any other fans out there?

/wɛl/ /peɪnt/ /miː/ /ˈɛn.i/ /ˈʌð.ər/ /aʊt/ /ðɛr/

- Oh! We got... - Okay, all right.

/wiː/ /ɔːl/ /raɪt/

- Thanks for coming by, Robin. - Well, tune in tonight.

/fɔːr/ /wɛl/ /təˈnaɪt/

I'm doing a great piece on snail poison.

/ɡreɪt/ /piːs/ /ɒn/

Also, who's got the worst pizza in New York?

/ˈɔːl.soʊ/ /wɜːrst/ /njuː/ /jɔːrk/

I'll give you the answer after traffic on the ones, threes, fives, and nines. I'll give you the answer after traffic on the ones, threes, fives, and nines.

/ɡɪv/ /juː/ /ˈæn.sər/ /ˈæf.tər/ /ˈtræfɪk/ /ɒn/ /ænd/ /ɡɪv/ /juː/ /ˈæn.sər/ /ˈæf.tər/ /ˈtræfɪk/ /ɒn/ /ænd/

Really? You guys watch her show?

/ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /juː/ /ɡaɪz/ /wɒtʃ/ /hɜːr/ /ʃoʊ/

It's like watching a well-lit aquarium, but not as interesting.

/laɪk/ /ˈwɒtʃɪŋ/ /bʌt/ /ˈɪn.trɪ.stɪŋ/

And now that I think about it, not as well lit.

/ænd/ /naʊ/ /ðæt/ /θɪŋk/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ɪt/ /wɛl/

Well, the truth is, we watch it for the drinking game.

/wɛl/ /truːθ/ /ɪz/ /wiː/ /wɒtʃ/ /ɪt/ /fɔːr/ /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /ɡeɪm/

The who now?

/huː/ /naʊ/

Her morning show comes on so early we're usually still at the bar,

/hɜːr/ /ˈmɔːr.nɪŋ/ /ʃoʊ/ /ɒn/ /ˈɜːr.li/ /ˈjuː.ʒu.ə.li/ /bɑːr/

so whenever she does an interview,

/ʃiː/ /dʌz/ /ˈɪntəvjuː/

you have to drink every time she says "but, um."

/juː/ /hæv/ /drɪŋk/ /ˈɛv.ri/ /taɪm/ /ʃiː/ /bʌt/

- "But, um"? - "But, um."

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

Apparently, she says it a lot.

/ʃiː/ /ɪt/ /lɒt/

It's funny. I had a drinking game based on Robin,

/ˈfʌn.i/ /hæd/ /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /ɡeɪm/ /ɒn/

but it was actually on Robin.

/bʌt/ /ɪt/ /wɒz/ /ˈæktʃuəli/ /ɒn/

I'd pour Peach Schnapps in her bellybutton...

/hɜːr/

- Dude, we agreed we wouldn't do this. - Sorry. You're right.

/wiː/ /wiː/ /duː/ /ˈsɒr.i/ /raɪt/

She didn't like it anyway. Said it woke her up.

/ʃiː/ /laɪk/ /ɪt/ /ˈɛniweɪ/ /sɛd/ /ɪt/ /hɜːr/ /ʌp/

Does she really say "but, um" that much?

/dʌz/ /ʃiː/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /seɪ/ /bʌt/ /ðæt/ /mʌtʃ/

That night, we found out just how much she said it.

/ðæt/ /naɪt/ /wiː/ /aʊt/ /dʒʌst/ /haʊ/ /mʌtʃ/ /ʃiː/ /sɛd/ /ɪt/

That's great, but, um...

/ɡreɪt/ /bʌt/

- "But, um." - Nice.

/bʌt/ /naɪs/

This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?

/jʊr/ /fɜːrst/ /wɒz/ /ɪt/

- Nope. Third. - Oh! Good for you, but, um...

/ɡʊd/ /fɔːr/ /juː/ /bʌt/

- But, um. - But, um.

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um...

/bʌt/ /bʌt/ /bʌt/ /bʌt/ /bʌt/

But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um... But, um...

/bʌt/ /bʌt/ /bʌt/ /bʌt/ /bʌt/ /bʌt/

Hmm.

Interesting article in the paper.

/ˈɪn.trɪ.stɪŋ/ /ˈɑːr.tɪ.kəl/ /ˈpeɪ.pər/

Says that in every relationship there's a reacher and a settler.

/ðæt/ /ˈɛv.ri/ /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ /ænd/

Really? Let me see it.

/ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /lɛt/ /miː/ /siː/ /ɪt/

It's not in this newspaper. It's in one I read awhile back.

/riːd/ /bæk/

This newspaper reminded me of the other newspaper. Anyhoo...

/miː/ /ˈʌð.ər/

- What do you think about that? - Well, I guess sometimes that's the case.

/wɒt/ /duː/ /juː/ /θɪŋk/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ðæt/ /wɛl/ /ɡɛs/ /ˈsʌm.taɪmz/

But not in ours.

/bʌt/

- What? No, of course not. - Right.

/wɒt/ /noʊ/ /kɔːrs/ /raɪt/

Well, say, gun to your head, you had to say one of us was the reacher.

/wɛl/ /seɪ/ /ɡʌn/ /jʊr/ /hɛd/ /juː/ /hæd/ /seɪ/ /ʌs/ /wɒz/

Well, I'd say it's neither. That's what makes us great.

/wɛl/ /seɪ/ /wɒt/ /ʌs/ /ɡreɪt/

Okay, now, there's a gun to my head,

/naʊ/ /ɡʌn/ /maɪ/ /hɛd/

and our future children, and our future cat or monkey,

/ænd/ /aʊər/ /ˈfjuː.tʃər/ /ˈtʃɪl.drən/ /ænd/ /aʊər/ /ˈfjuː.tʃər/ /kæt/ /ˈmʌŋki/

depending on who wins the game of Risk we've been playing for three years.

/ɒn/ /huː/ /ɡeɪm/ /rɪsk/ /ˈpleɪɪŋ/ /fɔːr/ /θriː/

Nope. No reacher, no settler.

/noʊ/ /noʊ/

Mmm. Mmm.

Well, how about this...

/wɛl/ /haʊ/ /əˈbaʊt/

This went on for a while.

/wɛnt/ /ɒn/ /fɔːr/ /waɪl/

Until finally...

/ənˈtɪl/ /ˈfaɪnəli/

Our two kids, our eight grandkids, our 11 great-grandkids

/aʊər/ /tuː/ /kɪdz/ /aʊər/ /eɪt/ /aʊər/

are all on a plane piloted by Oprah,

/ɔːl/ /ɒn/ /pleɪn/

and it's about to crash into an art museum with all of your favorite paintings,

/ænd/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ɑːrt/ /mjuˈziːəm/ /wɪð/ /ɔːl/ /jʊr/ /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

and the only way, the only way to save everything,

/ænd/ /ˈoʊnli/ /weɪ/ /ˈoʊnli/ /weɪ/ /seɪv/ /ˈɛv.ri.θɪŋ/

is just to answer the question. Are you the reacher or the settler?

/ɪz/ /dʒʌst/ /ˈæn.sər/ /ˈkwɛs.tʃən/ /juː/

- And Oprah's tried everything? - Everything! You have to decide now!

/ænd/ /ˈɛv.ri.θɪŋ/ /ˈɛv.ri.θɪŋ/ /juː/ /hæv/ /dɪˈsaɪd/ /naʊ/

Well, I guess if I had to say, then maybe I'd say

/wɛl/ /ɡɛs/ /ɪf/ /hæd/ /seɪ/ /ðɛn/ /ˈmeɪbi/ /seɪ/

- I'm the settler. - How could you say that?

/haʊ/ /kʊd/ /juː/ /seɪ/ /ðæt/

She thinks that she's the settler.

/ʃiː/ /ðæt/

I mean, that's it. I gotta prove to her that I am not the reacher.

/miːn/ /ɪt/ /pruːv/ /hɜːr/ /ðæt/

I gotta make her jealous.

/meɪk/ /hɜːr/ /ˈdʒɛləs/

Well, that's easy. Here's the plan. Step one, sleep with Jenkins.

/wɛl/ /ˈiː.zi/ /plæn/ /stɛp/ /sliːp/ /wɪð/

Step two, I sleep with Jenkins first.

/stɛp/ /tuː/ /sliːp/ /wɪð/ /fɜːrst/

Step three, we do step two first. I'm gonna go get started on step two.

/stɛp/ /θriː/ /wiː/ /duː/ /stɛp/ /tuː/ /fɜːrst/ /ɡoʊ/ /ɡɛt/ /ɒn/ /stɛp/ /tuː/

Okay, okay, I got something.

/ˈsʌm.θɪŋ/

Remember the other night, the skee ball game?

/rɪˈmɛm.bər/ /ˈʌð.ər/ /naɪt/ /bɔːl/ /ɡeɪm/

When you were putting nothing but wood in the 50-hole?

/wɛn/ /juː/ /wɜːr/ /ˈnʌθ.ɪŋ/ /bʌt/

Whatever. Just another night for Big Fudge.

/dʒʌst/ /əˈnʌðər/ /naɪt/ /fɔːr/ /bɪɡ/

Hello, baby, ooh! Hello, baby, ooh!

/ˈbeɪbi/ /ˈbeɪbi/

Swish, sock, bonk, ping Swish, sock, bonk, ping

Hello, baby, ooh! Hello, baby, ooh!

/ˈbeɪbi/ /ˈbeɪbi/

Fad, flip, flop, wing Fad, flip, flop, wing

Ooh! Ooh!

Swish, sock, bonk, ping Swish, sock, bonk, ping

Hello, baby Hello, baby

/ˈbeɪbi/ /ˈbeɪbi/

- You thought she was into me? - Full-on lady wood.

/juː/ /θɔːt/ /ʃiː/ /wɒz/ /miː/ /ˈleɪdi/

Yes. Of course. A plan taketh shape.

/kɔːrs/ /plæn/ /ʃeɪp/

If Lady Lily's jealousy young Marshall cannot budge,

/ɪf/ /ˈleɪdi/ /jʌŋ/

then perchance, fair gentles,

/ðɛn/ /fɛr/

Big Fudge can make her jealous.

/bɪɡ/ /kæn/ /meɪk/ /hɜːr/ /ˈdʒɛləs/

Okay, let me try that again.

/lɛt/ /miː/ /traɪ/ /ðæt/ /əˈɡɛn/

- lf Lady Lily... - I got it, buddy. I got it.

/ˈleɪdi/ /ɪt/ /ˈbʌdi/ /ɪt/

Ted, I have got a great idea.

/hæv/ /ɡreɪt/ /aɪˈdɪ.ə/

Is it clean your hair out of the shower drain when you're done?

/ɪz/ /ɪt/ /kliːn/ /jʊr/ /hɛr/ /aʊt/ /ˈʃaʊər/ /wɛn/ /dʌn/

Seriously, it's like you're trying to carpet the tub.

/ˈsɪəriəsli/ /laɪk/

If you wanted to print out one of your lectures or something,

/ɪf/ /juː/ /prɪnt/ /aʊt/ /jʊr/ /ˈsʌm.θɪŋ/

I could read it on air. Coming from a more entertaining source,

/kʊd/ /riːd/ /ɪt/ /ɒn/ /ɛr/ /mɔːr/ /sɔːrs/

your students might actually pay attention and learn something.

/jʊr/ /ˈstjuːdənts/ /maɪt/ /ˈæktʃuəli/ /peɪ/ /ænd/ /lɜːrn/ /ˈsʌm.θɪŋ/

Oh! You're entertaining?

Last night there was three minutes of dead air

/læst/ /naɪt/ /ðɛr/ /wɒz/ /θriː/ /dɛd/ /ɛr/

while you sewed a button back on your sweater.

/waɪl/ /juː/ /bæk/ /ɒn/ /jʊr/

Look, just because your class likes me more than you...

/lʊk/ /dʒʌst/ /bɪˈkɔːz/ /jʊr/ /klæs/ /miː/ /mɔːr/ /ðæn/ /juː/

- You're a drinking game! - What?

/ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /ɡeɪm/ /wɒt/

That's why they watch. They made a drinking game out of you.

/waɪ/ /ðeɪ/ /wɒtʃ/ /ðeɪ/ /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /ɡeɪm/ /aʊt/ /juː/

Every time you say "but, um," they do a shot.

/ˈɛv.ri/ /taɪm/ /juː/ /seɪ/ /bʌt/ /ðeɪ/ /duː/ /ʃɒt/

- "But, um"? - Yeah.

/bʌt/

I don't say "but, um." I have never said "but, um."

/seɪ/ /bʌt/ /hæv/ /ˈnɛv.ər/ /sɛd/ /bʌt/

Well, then I guess it's not a very good drinking game,

/wɛl/ /ðɛn/ /ɡɛs/ /ˈvɛr.i/ /ɡʊd/ /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /ɡeɪm/

which would mean last night, when Barney and I played it,

/wɪtʃ/ /wʊd/ /miːn/ /læst/ /naɪt/ /wɛn/ /ænd/ /ɪt/

I didn't get super wasted and throw up all over myself.

/ɡɛt/ /ˈsuːpər/ /ænd/ /θroʊ/ /ʌp/ /ɔːl/ /ˈoʊ.vər/ /maɪˈsɛlf/

Wait! I did both of those things, so face!

/weɪt/ /dɪd/ /boʊθ/ /ðoʊz/ /θɪŋz/ /feɪs/

- Hey, Jenkins. - Hey, buddy.

/ˈbʌdi/

Hey, so Lily and I are gonna go back to that college bar again,

/ænd/ /ɡoʊ/ /bæk/ /ðæt/ /ˈkɒlɪdʒ/ /bɑːr/ /əˈɡɛn/

and we were wondering if maybe you wanted to come.

/ænd/ /wiː/ /wɜːr/ /ɪf/ /ˈmeɪbi/ /juː/ /kʌm/

You could just, like, watch me play skee ball,

/juː/ /kʊd/ /dʒʌst/ /laɪk/ /wɒtʃ/ /miː/ /pleɪ/ /bɔːl/

or do exactly what you did the other night. Something like that.

/duː/ /ɪɡˈzæktli/ /wɒt/ /juː/ /dɪd/ /ˈʌð.ər/ /naɪt/ /ˈsʌm.θɪŋ/ /laɪk/ /ðæt/

It's really up to you. I mean, I know that...

/ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /ʌp/ /juː/ /miːn/ /noʊ/ /ðæt/

Hey, baby, what are you doing home?

/ˈbeɪbi/ /wɒt/ /juː/ /hoʊm/

"Baby"? That's a name I don't deserve.

/ˈbeɪbi/ /neɪm/

- What? - Jenkins kissed me.

/wɒt/ /kɪst/ /miː/

She kissed me.

/ʃiː/ /kɪst/ /miː/

The other day she saw me play skee ball, and I don't know,

/ˈʌð.ər/ /deɪ/ /ʃiː/ /sɔː/ /miː/ /pleɪ/ /bɔːl/ /ænd/ /noʊ/

I guess she caught some of the Big Fudge fever.

/ɡɛs/ /ʃiː/ /sʌm/ /bɪɡ/ /ˈfiːvər/

But you have to know, I stopped it right away,

/bʌt/ /juː/ /hæv/ /noʊ/ /ɪt/ /raɪt/ /əˈweɪ/

and you're the only one for me, baby.

/ænd/ /ˈoʊnli/ /fɔːr/ /miː/ /ˈbeɪbi/

Oh, I see what this is.

/siː/ /wɒt/ /ɪz/

This is about the whole reacher-settler thing.

/ɪz/ /əˈbaʊt/ /hoʊl/ /θɪŋ/

Come again for Big Fudge?

/kʌm/ /əˈɡɛn/ /fɔːr/ /bɪɡ/

You want to make me jealous, so you're making up a story about Jenkins.

/juː/ /wɒnt/ /meɪk/ /miː/ /ˈdʒɛləs/ /ʌp/ /ˈstɔːri/ /əˈbaʊt/

I'm not making this up! This happened! That woman kissed me, with tongue.

/ʌp/ /ˈhæpənd/ /ðæt/ /ˈwʊm.ən/ /kɪst/ /miː/ /wɪð/

- Her tongue was in my mouth! - Sure it was.

/hɜːr/ /wɒz/ /maɪ/ /maʊθ/ /ʃʊr/ /ɪt/ /wɒz/

It was thick and rough, like a starfish arm!

/ɪt/ /wɒz/ /θɪk/ /ænd/ /rʌf/ /laɪk/

I'm so jealous! I'm just gonna go over there

/ˈdʒɛləs/ /dʒʌst/ /ɡoʊ/ /ˈoʊ.vər/ /ðɛr/

and punch her right in the nose. Give her a knuckle sandwich!

/ænd/ /pʌntʃ/ /hɜːr/ /raɪt/ /noʊz/ /ɡɪv/ /hɜːr/ /ˈsænwɪtʃ/

Come on, baby. You want some soup?

/kʌm/ /ɒn/ /ˈbeɪbi/ /juː/ /wɒnt/ /sʌm/ /suːp/

It happened!

/ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/

Do you have any split-pea left?

/duː/ /juː/ /hæv/ /ˈɛn.i/ /lɛft/

These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture,

/ðiːz/ /dʒʌst/ /fjuː/ /ˈmɛn.i/ /hiː/ /ˈɑːrkɪtɛktʃər/

and yet, he is only remembered for one thing.

/ænd/ /jɛt/ /hiː/ /ɪz/ /ˈoʊnli/ /fɔːr/ /θɪŋ/

That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo.

/ðæt/ /maɪ/ /frɛndz/ /ɪz/ /sæd/

Any questions?

/ˈɛn.i/ /ˈkwɛstʃənz/

Hey, do you want to go out drinking with us tonight?

/duː/ /juː/ /wɒnt/ /ɡoʊ/ /aʊt/ /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /wɪð/ /ʌs/ /təˈnaɪt/

- What? - Yeah, we were gonna play

/wɒt/ /wiː/ /wɜːr/ /pleɪ/

the Robin Scherbatsky drinking game.

/ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /ɡeɪm/

We were wondering if you wanted to join us.

/wiː/ /wɜːr/ /ɪf/ /juː/ /dʒɔɪn/ /ʌs/

Well, what can I say except, "But-ums up."

/wɛl/ /wɒt/ /kæn/ /seɪ/ /ɪkˈsɛpt/ /ʌp/

Can I still come?

/kæn/ /kʌm/

I'll pay.

/peɪ/

So, your third book was your breakout novel, but, um...

/jʊr/ /bʊk/ /wɒz/ /jʊr/ /ˈnɒvəl/ /bʌt/

- But, um! - But, um!

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

Damn! Sorry.

/ˈsɒr.i/

But... Just "but," no "um." Just "but."

/bʌt/ /dʒʌst/ /bʌt/ /noʊ/ /dʒʌst/ /bʌt/

Your first novel was written more quickly.

/jʊr/ /fɜːrst/ /ˈnɒvəl/ /wɒz/ /mɔːr/ /ˈkwɪk.li/

- That's correct. - But, um...

/kəˈrɛkt/ /bʌt/

- But, um! - But, um!

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

How great is this?

/haʊ/ /ɡreɪt/ /ɪz/

And it was right then that Robin got an idea

/ænd/ /ɪt/ /wɒz/ /raɪt/ /ðɛn/ /ðæt/ /aɪˈdɪ.ə/

that would end the drinking game forever.

/ðæt/ /wʊd/ /ɛnd/ /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/ /ɡeɪm/ /fərˈɛvər/

I wanted to ask you about the novel you're writing right now, but, um...

/æsk/ /juː/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ˈnɒvəl/ /ˈraɪtɪŋ/ /raɪt/ /naʊ/ /bʌt/

- But, um! - But, um!

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

It's an idea you've had for a... But, um...

/aɪˈdɪ.ə/ /hæd/ /fɔːr/ /bʌt/

- But, um! - But, um!

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

...time. But, um...

/taɪm/ /bʌt/

- But, um! - But, um!

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

No. No, no, no. Don't drink. It's a trap.

/noʊ/ /noʊ/ /noʊ/ /noʊ/ /drɪŋk/

I think I'm gonna go. You can keep your 10 bucks.

/θɪŋk/ /ɡoʊ/ /juː/ /kæn/ /kiːp/ /jʊr/

Okay, but, um, thanks for being with us.

/bʌt/ /fɔːr/ /wɪð/ /ʌs/

But, um, if there's any college kids watching,

/bʌt/ /ɪf/ /ˈɛn.i/ /ˈkɒlɪdʒ/ /kɪdz/ /ˈwɒtʃɪŋ/

but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um, but-um...

We have to drink, professor. It's the rules.

/wiː/ /hæv/ /drɪŋk/ /prəˈfɛsər/

She said "but, um."

/ʃiː/ /sɛd/ /bʌt/

God help us all.

/hɛlp/ /ʌs/ /ɔːl/

There you are. I'm so sorry I kissed you yesterday.

/ðɛr/ /juː/ /ˈsɒr.i/ /kɪst/ /juː/ /ˈjɛs.tər.deɪ/

- That's okay. - And I'm sorry I had sex with you

/ænd/ /ˈsɒr.i/ /hæd/ /sɛks/ /wɪð/ /juː/

in the mailroom.

That wasn't me.

/ðæt/ /miː/

Good grief! That's two awkward conversations I have to have today.

/ɡʊd/ /tuː/ /ˈɔːkwərd/ /hæv/ /hæv/ /təˈdeɪ/

I don't normally do that. I was really drunk.

/ˈnɔːrməli/ /duː/ /ðæt/ /wɒz/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /drʌŋk/

- You were drunk at 8:00 in the morning? - Yeah, I don't know how that happened.

/juː/ /wɜːr/ /drʌŋk/ /ˈmɔːr.nɪŋ/ /noʊ/ /haʊ/ /ðæt/ /ˈhæpənd/

I thought snail pellets were safe, but, um...

/θɔːt/ /wɜːr/ /seɪf/ /bʌt/

- But, um! - But, um!

/bʌt/ /bʌt/

I gotta get to work.

/ɡɛt/ /wɜːrk/

Man, that game is really catching on.

/mæn/ /ðæt/ /ɡeɪm/ /ɪz/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /ɒn/

- Damn it! How could I do this? - It's okay.

/ɪt/ /haʊ/ /kʊd/ /duː/

No, you know what? It's not okay. You're the nicest guy in this stupid office,

/noʊ/ /juː/ /noʊ/ /wɒt/ /ɡaɪ/ /ˈstjuːpɪd/ /ˈɒfɪs/

and I really don't want to screw up our friendship.

/ænd/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /wɒnt/ /skruː/ /ʌp/ /aʊər/ /ˈfrɛndʃɪp/

This is so embarrassing. Please don't tell anyone.

/ɪz/ /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ /pliːz/ /tɛl/ /ˈɛniwʌn/

No, who am I gonna tell? Lily? I told Lily.

/noʊ/ /huː/ /tɛl/ /toʊld/

For Pete's sake. Well, I gotta go talk to her. I gotta apologize.

/fɔːr/ /wɛl/ /ɡoʊ/ /tɔːk/ /hɜːr/ /əˈpɒlədʒaɪz/

- No! No! No! - Yes.

/noʊ/ /noʊ/ /noʊ/

Marshall, I'm just gonna tell her that it happened, that it meant nothing,

/dʒʌst/ /tɛl/ /hɜːr/ /ðæt/ /ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/ /ðæt/ /ɪt/ /ˈnʌθ.ɪŋ/

- and that I'm sorry. - No, I...

/ænd/ /ðæt/ /ˈsɒr.i/ /noʊ/

Yes. Yes. Do that.

/duː/ /ðæt/

- I will. - Yeah,

/wɪl/

and if you don't have time for all that,

/ænd/ /ɪf/ /juː/ /hæv/ /taɪm/ /fɔːr/ /ɔːl/ /ðæt/

just tell her it happened and that you're sorry.

/dʒʌst/ /tɛl/ /hɜːr/ /ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/ /ænd/ /ðæt/ /ˈsɒr.i/

And if you're in a real rush, you don't even have to say "I'm sorry."

/ænd/ /ɪf/ /riːl/ /juː/ /ˈiːvən/ /hæv/ /seɪ/ /ˈsɒr.i/

Just tell her that it happened.

/dʒʌst/ /tɛl/ /hɜːr/ /ðæt/ /ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/

That's the important part, that it actually happened.

/ɪmˈpɔːr.tənt/ /pɑːrt/ /ðæt/ /ɪt/ /ˈæktʃuəli/ /ˈhæpənd/

So, emphasize that as much as you can.

/ðæt/ /mʌtʃ/ /juː/ /kæn/

And so, Lily, I guess what I'm saying is, it happened.

/ænd/ /ɡɛs/ /wɒt/ /ɪz/ /ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/

I feel terrible about it, and I'm really sorry.

/fiːl/ /ˈtɛrɪbl/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ɪt/ /ænd/ /ˈrɪ.ə.li/ /ˈsɒr.i/

Well, it happened.

/wɛl/ /ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/

What are you gonna do? It happened. Terrible.

/wɒt/ /juː/ /duː/ /ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/ /ˈtɛrɪbl/

But like I said, it happened.

/bʌt/ /laɪk/ /sɛd/ /ɪt/ /ˈhæpənd/

Exactly. And I feel awful about it.

/ɪɡˈzæktli/ /ænd/ /fiːl/ /əˈbaʊt/ /ɪt/

And I'd hate myself if what I did hurt you in any way,

/ænd/ /heɪt/ /maɪˈsɛlf/ /ɪf/ /wɒt/ /dɪd/ /hɜːrt/ /juː/ /ˈɛn.i/ /weɪ/

or affected your relationship with Marshall.

/jʊr/ /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ /wɪð/

- Please forgive me. - Kiss my husband? My husband?

/pliːz/ /fərˈɡɪv/ /miː/ /kɪs/ /maɪ/ /ˈhʌzbənd/ /maɪ/ /ˈhʌzbənd/

Nobody kisses my future baby-daddy but me!

/ˈnoʊ.bɒd.i/ /maɪ/ /ˈfjuː.tʃər/ /bʌt/ /miː/

- Marshall, you're blocking the shot! - Well, I...

/ʃɒt/ /wɛl/

And kids, your Uncle Marshall never tried to make Lily jealous again.

/ænd/ /kɪdz/ /jʊr/ /ˈʌŋkəl/ /ˈnɛv.ər/ /meɪk/ /ˈdʒɛləs/ /əˈɡɛn/

- Lil! - That's good.

/ɡʊd/

Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low-key class today.

/dʒʌst/ /hæv/ /naɪs/ /klæs/ /təˈdeɪ/

Not a lot of talking. No loud noises.

/lɒt/ /noʊ/ /laʊd/

Sup, guys?

/ɡaɪz/

No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away.

/noʊ/ /noʊ/ /noʊ/ /noʊ/ /noʊ/ /pliːz/ /dʒʌst/ /ɡoʊ/ /əˈweɪ/

I just wanted to drop by and say...

/dʒʌst/ /drɒp/ /ænd/ /seɪ/

Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York!

/fɔːr/ /ˈwɒtʃɪŋ/ /kʌm/ /ɒn/ /ɡɛt/ /ʌp/ /njuː/ /jɔːrk/

Whoo!

/wuː/

But, um!

/bʌt/

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